"I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind. Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world is a woman who is smarter than you are. You can have the whole cheerleading squad. I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses... First I want to copy her trig homework and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her for hours and hours. Until she reluctantly asks if we can stop - because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica... I'm talking about the girls who used to fuck up the grading curve."
\o/
And finally, of course,
The sneakers!
The Converse sneakers!
Also...
Boy +
Leaves =
Cute!
And I'm still not over this one.
Or this one. And I can't be expected to come up with witty captions in my condition, so.
ETA: How many people besides fodian are using IJ as their primary journal or intend to shift in that direction? I'm still so out of it.